A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One day he called a soldier in to the office and said “Kramer, your grandmother died.”The soldier fell apart. After he left, the colonel told the lieutenant, “You could have been a little more tactful. I have
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Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
You Just Might Be A Redneck If…You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws. Jack Daniels makes your list of “Most Admired People.” You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, “Hey, y’all watch this!”You’ve got more
Picture yourself near a stream. Birds are softly chirping in the crisp, cool, mountain air. No one knows your secret place. ou are in total seclusion from that hectic place called “the world”. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity. The water
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was on-her and off-er!
As Jack the Ripper’s mother said to her son, “How come you never go out with the same girl twice?”As Caesar said, “Let me mix that salad!”As Moses said to God, “Let me see if I have it right – the Arabs get the oil and we get to cut
A man returns from a trip to Amsterdam and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo a series of tests.The man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital and the phone by his