Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by to see how his new guests were doing. To his amazement, he found Sven and Olie were still wearing their winter gear and seemed to be quite comfortable. The Devil asked why they weren’t hot.Olie replied,

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A doctor came to the mental hospital to visit his patients. In one of the rooms, he saw a man walking around, dragging a toothbrush on a leash.The doctor asked the man: “What are you doing, walking the dog?”The man replied: “Oh no, I’m just dragging my toothbrush on a

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What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!

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