The chieftain of a remote village flew to the United States to visit the president. When he arrived at the airport, a host of newsmen and television cameramen met him. One of the reporters asked the chief if he had a comfortable flight.The chief made a series of weird noises
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What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
Never trust a dog to watch your food. When your dad is mad and asks you, ‘Do I look stupid?’ don’t answer. Never tell your mom her diet’s not working. Stay away from prunes.Never pee on an electric fence. Don’t squat with your spurs on.Don’t pull dad’s finger when he
A man and his son were traveling to the bank one Saturday morning when they stopped at a corner. The little boy hearing a “Beep..Beep..Beep” and ask his dad where the sound was coming from.His dad replied that the sound was comming from a near by dump truck that was
Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip. Her husband, who was a Scout Leader, was sick so she volunteered to take over for him one weekend. She got everyone together and assigned different duties to each scout.Gabby was responsible for the food supplies, Mike would be the cook
A women’s lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, “Where would man be today if it were not for woman?” She paused a moment and looked around the room.”I repeat, where would man be today if it were not for woman?”From the back of the room came a
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor, I walked into her house and swatted a fly, she yelled “Hey where’d grandma go?!?!?!”Yo mama’s so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said “Two trees to your