Ever walk into a room and forget what you came in for?Well, that’s probably how dogs spend most of their lives…
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Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away.”Where do you live?” asked the operator. Bubba replied, “At the end of Eucalyptus Drive.” The operator asked, “Can you spell that for me?”There was a long pause and finally
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please don’t pee on our floor!”
A tourist was introduced to an Indian in New Mexico who was said to have a perfect memory. Skeptical, the tourist asked, “What did you have for breakfast on September 10, 1943?” The Indian answered, “Eggs.” The man scoffed, “Everyone eats eggs for breakfast. He’s a phony.”Thirteen years later the
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.His curiosity getting the better
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film. Seen it all, done it all, can’t remember most of it. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t. She’s always late. Her ancestors arrived on the June Flower. You have the right to remain silent. Anything
These three women were roommates. One night they all had all gone out on dates and all came home at about the same time. The first one said, “You know you’ve been on a good date when you come home with your hair all messed up.” The second one said,