Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.There’s a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in?I think that’s how dogs spend their lives.Don’t worry about the
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A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift.”Well,” says the doctor, “I can do the facelift, and then you’ll have to come back in six months for a follow-up.””Oh, no.” the woman replies. “I want it all done in one shot. I don’t want to have
BLAMESTORMING – Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible.PRAIRIE DOGGING – When someone yells or drops something loudly in a “cube farm” (an office full of cubicles) and everyone’s heads pop up over the walls to see what’s
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead.As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, “Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn’t pay for your sandwich!”The
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.The Pastor said to him, “You need to join the Army of
A man from the Welfare department was interviewing a lady who had requested assistance and he was reviewing her form. He noted that she stated that she had three sons, but only has one name listed, “Leroy”. “Yes”, she replied, “All three sons are named Leroy.””Why would you do that?”,
30 things people actually said in courtQuestion1. Q: What is your date of birth? A: July 15th Q: What year? A: Every year.Question2. Q: What gear were you in the moment of impact? A: Gucci sweets and Reeboks.Question3. Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory A: Yes. Q: