Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
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Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’, From my mouth, drool is glist’nin’, I’m happy–although My boss let me go– Happily addicted to the Web.All night long, I sit clicking, Unaware time is ticking, There’s beard on my cheek, Same clothes
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one ear and she can’t find her pen!
A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected, a large crowd gathered.A newspaper reporter anxious to get his story could not get near the car. Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, “Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim.”The
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion
1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women… You might be a Redneck. 2) If you have to bring up a can of paint to a water tower to defend your sister’s honor… You might be a Redneck. 3) If you walk to school with your
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the right of way.3. Don’t look conspicuous: it draws fire.4. The easy way is always mined.5. Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.6. Professionals are predictable, it’s the amateurs that are dangerous.7. The enemy