Forrest Gump – Life is like a Box of chocolates…Forrest Dahmer – People are like a box of chocolate, YUM!Forrest (Homer)Simpson – Mmmmm, chocolateForrest the Hun – Chocolate all mine!Forrest Simmons – Chocolate is bad!, EXERCISE EXERCISE!Forrest Rivera – People who like Chocolate..Next on ‘Forrest’Forrest Shakespeare – Chocolate, or no

What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down on one knee to greet royalty!

Most of us understand that our self worth and feelings of achievement change as we go through life. While everyone has different aspirations, it appears we all have some common benchmarks for what success is. Really it all depends on your age. Consider the following:At age 4, success is not

TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, “Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing’s even moving.”He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars so he rolls

“A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her vagina lips are much too large. She asks the doctor to keep the operation a secret as she’s embarrassed and doesn’t want anyone to find out. The doctor agrees.She wakes up from her operation and finds

Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell “TAXI!”