Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet wide9. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a cop, are you?”8. It looks suspiciously like a broom handle with a lot of coat hangers stuck into it7. While you sleep, it gets liquored up and takes the
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Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said the barman, ‘we don’t serve pieces of string in here’ and with that he threw the two pieces of string out.Outside, one of the pieces of string ruffeled himself up, tied himself in a loop and
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.As he pulled his favorite pair of red pants on, they ripped. So, he had to take them off and put on another pair, which was a bit too tight. He then went to check on the rest of
College Classes For Men:1. Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop2. Introduction to Common Household Objects II: The Sponge3. Dressing Up: Beyond the Funeral and the Wedding4. Refrigerator Forensics: Identifying and Removing the Dead5. Design Pattern or Splatter Stain on the Linoleum?: You CAN Tell the Difference!6. If It’s
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
*** You just can’t win, and here are the reasons why: ***If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you’re a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework, you’re a pansy.If you work too hard, there is never
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He stole, lied, beat-up his sister, just about any trouble this kid could get into, he did. Nonetheless, Johnny wanted a bicycle for Christmas.Johnny goes to his mother and demands, “Mom, for Christmas, I want a bicycle!”