Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it so they decided to stop for lunch and ask the waitress.They sat down to eat their lunch and called the waitress over:”Can you tell us where we are please but say it slowly”,to which the waiteress
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The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer retirement package has triggered a good deal of concern about whether they will be replaced, and about other restructuring decisions at the North Pole.Streamlining was due to the North Pole’s loss of dominance of the season’s
A little boy was in a relative’s wedding. As he was coming down the aisle he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd (alternating between bride’s side and groom’s side). While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar loudly.So it went,
NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire Christmas at a press conference held via satellite from Santa’s summer estate somewhere in the southern hemisphere.In the deal, Microsoft would gain exclusive rights to Christmas, Reindeer, and other unspecified inventions. In addition, Microsoft will gain
*** Actual “bloopers” Doctor’s have written on patient charts. ***1. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.2. On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the 3rd day it disappeared completely.3. She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.2. There are 2 billion children (persons under
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do. My father taught me.” “Good. What comes after three.” “Four,” answers the boy.”What comes after six?” “Seven.””Very good,” says the teacher. “Your dad did a good job. What comes after ten?””A Jack.”