A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several years. On this visit he decides to rub her left breast instead of just talking to her. On doing this she lets out a sigh.The man runs out and tells the doctor who
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A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.””What is your sin, my son?” the priest asks back.”Well,” the man starts, “I used some horrible language this week and I feel absolutely terrible.” “When did you use this awful language?” asks the priest.”I was
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes to the door. Hobo says, “Sir, I am down on my luck and ask if you could please spare me a meal?”The owner stared at the hobo for a minute and then broke out in a
Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day whenSleepy rushes in and says, “Guess what guys, I’ve won a trip to see the Pope!”Everyone gets all excited and chants, “We finally get to ask him, we finally get to ask him.”The next day, they are standing
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff, bounced off a tree and finally shuddered to a stop.A passing motorist, who had witnessed the entire accident, helped the miraculously unharmed driver out of the wreck.”Good lord, mister,” he gasped, “are you drunk?””Of course,” said
Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times. ?Since we installed our new satellite navigation system,? bragged one, ?we?ve cut our emergency response time by ten percent.??Not bad,? the second paramedic commented. ?But by using a computer model of traffic patterns, we we cut our
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.”Certainly, sir” said the lady behind the counter, “shall I put them on your bill?””NO WAY!” replied Donald Duck, “What do you think I am, a Dickhead?!”