There was a businesswoman who just made a million dollars for an Arabian Oil Sheik. When she was leaving the Oil Sheik offered her Diamonds and rubies and a Silver-plated Rolls Royce, but she declined.The Sheik insisted so she said that she just started to golf and maybe a set
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What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive a tractor!
President Ronald Regan told this joke about Fidel Castro:Castro was addressing a large audience in Cuba, and he began, “They accuse me of intervening in Angola…” and a man going through the audience called out, “Peanuts! Popcorn!”Castro went on: “They say I?m intervening in Mozambique…” and the same loud voice
Online computer users often engage in cyber sex. However, one of the two cyber-surfers in the following transcript doesn’t seem to quite get the point of cyber sex. Then again, maybe he does…Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and
A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye. He says to him, “Hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes, mind if I ask how you got yours?Other guy: “Well,
The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemlpoyed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the
ADDICTED INTERNET JUNKIE!!!!1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been busy—–for a year!!!!!2. You forgot how to work the TV remote control.3. You see something funny and scream, “LOL, LOL.”4. You tell everyone, that after surgery, your mom went to ICQ ……instead of ICU!5. You sign