It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie and had begun to hand-crank it to ensure all areas were evenly done. It was now getting golden brown and juices were causing some flames to lick the chicken as he turned it.Just then, a drunk
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A reporter goes way up into the hills of West Virginia to write an article about the area. He meets an old man in a small town and asks him about any memorable events in his life.The old man says, “Well, one time my favorite sheep got lost, so me
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor, after a lengthily examination, sighed and looked Murphy in the eye and said, “I’ve some bad news for you. You have cancer and it can’t be cured. I’d give you two weeks to a month.”Murphy, saddened
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:———————————Cheese Sandwich $ 1.50Chicken Sandwich $ 2.50Hand Job $10.00———————————Checking his wallet he finds one single ten dollar bill.He walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks
There are a lot of folks that can’t understand how we ran out of oil here in the USA.Well, here’s the answer: It’s simple. nobody bothered to check the oil.Didn’t know we were getting low. And of course the reason for that is geographical.All the oil is in Alaska, Texas,
IT’S NOT EASY BEING A GUYPity us men………If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you’re a male chauvinist.If you stay home and do the housework, you’re a sissy.If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.If you
Here’s a fun tongue twister.Read the following list and then follow the instructions at the end.Read it LOUD and REAL FAST…see if you can do it!DON’T read the instructions until you get it right!!!This is this catThis is is catThis is how catThis is to catThis is keep catThis is