There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping he got gas on his arm. He wiped some of it off, then forgotabout it. He paid for his gas and got in the truck.As he was driving down the road, he lit up a cigarette,
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The Top Old Fart Games:10. Musical Recliners9. Spin the bottle of Mylanta8. Hide and Go Pee7. Simon Says something Incoherent6. Doc, Doc Goose5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the Nurse says Bend Over4. Kick the Bucket3. 20 Questions Shouted into your Good Ear2. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy1. Sag,
A Chicago man dies and goes to hell.When he gets there, the devil comes over to welcome him. The devil then says “sometimes it gets pretty uncomfortable down here.” The man says, “No problem. I’m from Chicago.”So the devil goes over to the thermostat, turns the temperature up to 100,
Johnny had just received his brand new drivers license. The family goes out to the driveway and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride for the first time. Dad immediately heads for the back seat, directly behind the new driver.”I’ll bet you’re back
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it called tourist season if we can’t shoot at them?Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be AssimilatedThe more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, “Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?”She yells, “No, I won’t sleep with you tonight!”Everyone in the
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to be submitted for overnight toasting. IBM would claim a worldwide market for five, maybe six toasters. If Microsoft made toasters …Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have to buy a toaster.