Who Has The Best Memory?Three guys are debating who has the best memory.First guy says, “I can remember the first day of my First Grade class.”Second guy says, “I can remember my first day at Nursery School!”Not to be outdone, the third guy says, “Hell, that’s nothing… I can remember
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Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were only 3 parachutes, though.The reverand says “I should go! everybody needs religion!” they agree and he jumps.Another guy says “I’m the smartest man on earth! If I die, everyone goes broke!” so he jumps.The old guy
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, tells him she’ll see him later, and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, “Who was that??!!””Oh” replies the
Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad really had wings..
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a hallowe’en party. He doesn’t know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain the problem.A few days later he receives a parcel with
Children’s worst book titles!You Were an Accident Strangers Have the Best Candy The Little Sissy Who Snitched Some Kittens Can Fly! Getting More Chocolate on Your Face Where Would You Like to Be Buried? Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her The Attention Deficit Disorder Association’s Book of
If you think you’re having a bad day…read these true stories!1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from