It’s a bummer to be an egg because…1) You only get laid once. 2) You only get eaten once. 3) It takes 7 minutes to get hard. 4) You have to come in a box with 11 others. 5) The only one who’ll sit on your face is your mother.
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What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer
Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the whales started singing, “we are family”.
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his system upset. Upon making several false-alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest was another, and stayed put.He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high and wasted paper on the floor, Longing for the warmth of bedsheets, still I sat there, doing spreadsheets. Having reached the bottom line, I took a floppy from the drawer. Typing with a steady hand, I
Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2 firm milk containers, 1 fur-lined mixing bowl, 1 large bananaInstructions: 1 – look into laughing eyes and hold loving arms.2 – Spread well shaped legs slowly.3 – Squeeze & massage milk containers until the fur-lined mixing
Q: How many Spice Girls does it take to change a light bulb ?A: They can’t sing, they can’t dance and they look awful. What makes you think they can change a light bulb?