your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with tinted windows, your mamma is so ugly, the doctor’s still smacking her ass. your mamma is so funky, she used secret and it told on her. your mamma’s drawls is so funky, roaches checkin’ in but
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A few days ago, a mother was working in the kitchen and listening to her son playing with his new electric trains in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, “All you sons of bitches who want to get off, get the hell off now
A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavers and said, “Children, I’d like you to close your eyes and taste these.”The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for a school play. He earned a part and went home to tell his father.His father was really proud of him. So his father asks what part did you get?He replies I got the part or a
After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he was able to make his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.”Louise,”
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.Just call me milk, I’ll do your body good.Your body’s name must be visa, because it’s everywhere I want to be.Can I buy you a drink, or do