A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans * one bag of chips * one pack of burgers * one tub of ice cream * one cake * one case of beer * one pint of milk.He takes them over to the checkout, and the
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Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale.
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A. A milk shake!
I Still Miss My Ex..But My Aim Is Getting Better!
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a scruffy-looking drunk who kept mumbling and studying something in his hand. He leaned closer while the drunk held the tiny object up to the light, slurring, “Well, it looks plastic.” Then he rolled it between his
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several. Ten little piggies, two calves, many hares, one ass and a beaver!
How can you tell that your blonde secretary has been typing on your computer?White-out on the screen!How can you tell she’s made the corrections?She wrote over the white out!