A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who’s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans.Saint Peter addresses this guy, “Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom
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Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants pocket, he pulls out a hundred dollar bill. “Set up everybody in the place!” he shouts. The bartender obliges.Suddenly, a little man jumps out of the guy’s pocket, runs down the bar, and kicks all of
12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts:1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the Web.2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.3) I will get dressed before noon.4)
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine stops, they all have to get out and push!
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives.Among them were:His obnoxious brother………………………… Please Gogh His dizzy aunt………………………………. Verti Gogh The brother who ate prunes……………………..Gotta Gogh The constipated uncle………………………… Cant Gogh The brother who worked at a convenience store…….Stopn Gogh The grandfather
There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news. A news reporter was in the foreground, giving a report. In the background there was a man and a bridge.”I’ll bet you 50 bucks that the guy jumps off of the bridge,” the brunette said to the blonde. “Okay,
Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the post office? A.) They’re hiring.Q.) What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? A.) “Dam.”Q.) How do crazy people go through the forest? A.) They take the psycho path.Q.) What do Eskimos get