Buckwheat & Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla “How do you spell ‘dumb’?”Darla says “d-u-m-b, dumb”. The teacher says, “very good, now use it in a sentence.” She says “Buckwheat is dumb”Now spell “stupid”. Darla says “s-t-u-p-i-d, stupid”. The teacher says,”very good, now use it in a
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An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City Building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, “Romance” by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!”Then another young and beautiful
Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the subject of her and Bill’s sex life. I asked her “Hillary, is your sex life with Bill anything like what he had with Monica?”, and she said “Well, close but no cigar.”
A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. The Russian is stunned and the Genie says, “Hello master, I will grant you one wish, anything you want.”The Russian begins thinking, “Well, I really
There is is this guy and he has three mistresses. Well, he decides that he only wants to have one, so he has to choose. He decides on a way to choose by giving them each $150 and telling them to go off and spend it how they see fit.The
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts. As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to go and wash her hands.After dinner, one thing leads to another and they end
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been in our apartment now for nearly a month. Isn’t it time we were alone?”Bride: “But darling, we are alone, aren’t we?” Bridegrom: “What I mean is, when can we get your mother out of here?” Bride: