Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey… My Love… Darling… Sweetheart… Pumpkin, etc.Bernie looked at Morris and remarked, “That is really nice, that after all these years that you have been married, you
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What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!
If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Philip’s Screwdriver?Why is it that we recite at a play and play at a recital?Why is a wise man and wise guy opposites?If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it follow that electricians can
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor!
IN PRISON…You spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell. AT WORK…..You spend most of your time in a 6×8 cubicle.IN PRISON…You get three meals a day. AT WORK…..You only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.IN PRISON…You get time off for
Once, there were two bikers driving down the highway on a cold afternoon.”Man! commented one… it’s FREEZING!!! and my coat won’t zip up. The cold air is killing me!!”The other biker thought for a minute as they sped down the road. “Well, he said at last… you can turn your
A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of the house decided to give their butler, Jeeves, the rest of the night off. She said they would be home very late, and that he should just enjoy his evening.As it turned out, however, the wife