A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in thecollection plates each Sunday. Someone suggested to him thatperhaps he might be able to hypnotize the congregation into givingmore.”And just how would I go about doing that?” he asked.”It is very simple. First you turn off the air conditioner so
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New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: “I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.” Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?A: In order for us to get some dick in the White House, we had to go out and vote.Q: How will history remember Bill Clinton?A: The President after Bush.Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and his dog
A blonde meets up with a friend as she’s picking up her car from the mechanic.”Everything ok with your car now?””Yes, thank goodness,” the blonde replies.”Weren’t you worried the mechanic might try to rip you off?””Yeah, but he didn’t. I was SO RELIEVED when he told me all I needed
A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up.As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life. ‘Wow, this is
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom would suspect had invaded her house if she spotted a child-sized creature cleaning up after itself.APPLE: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes.BABY:1. Dad, when he gets a cold.2. Mom’s youngest child, even if
Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed totake one item with them to help them occupy their time whileincarcerated.On the bus, one turned to another and said, “So, what did youbring?”The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that heintended to paint