Feel Free to Cut and PasteThe Mr. Right Rejection Letter FormDear [____rejectee’s name here_____],I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr. Right. As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as yourself also failed to
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A – Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.B – BATHROOM: A room used by the entire family, believed by all except Mom to be self-cleaning.C – COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.D – DATE: Infrequent outings
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn on the heat. 45 degrees – Vermont residents go to outdoor concert. 40 degrees – You can see your breath, Californians shiver uncontrollably, Minnesotans go swimming. 35 degrees – Italians cars don’t start. 32 degrees –
One day a woman went to her pastor and asked, “Pastor there are some things in life that aren’t addressed in the Bible; how are we supposed to deal with them.The Pastor responded, “There are no such things, give me an example of what you are talking about”.The woman responded,
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 – 1 to make the batter and 29 to peel the smarties.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them to court.The judge says, “do you want to live with your dad?” the kid says “no! he beats me!”. The judge says,”you want to live with your mom?” “no! she beats me too!”.So the judge says,
There were three ladies at the obstetrician’s office, waiting to see what their results were. When the first young woman came back to the waiting room, she was very happy.”I’m going to have a boy!” she declared. “The doctor said that if my husband was on top, I would have