A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research project be turned in on time. He said there were only two acceptable excuses for late projects:1) A certified medical excuse2) A death in the student’s immediate familyA smart-ass student raised his hand and asked, “What
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Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she sets off the seismographs in California.
Is there a 12 step, support group, or such?For those of us folks who chat on line too much?If there was a group, I would like it just fine,Except that it prob’bly would be here online!Are there therapists here? I think I saw some.Its got me, its got me, its
If athletes get athlete’s foot, astronauts get missile toe.A bird dog could be called a point setter.James Fenimore Cooper wrote about the life of Santa Claus in his novel The Deer Sleigher.What’s the difference between a one-winged angel and a two-winged angel? It’s a matter of a pinion!It’s a matter
Diary of a New Snow ShovelerDecenber 8th 6:00 PM It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses print.
A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: “How many people here believe in ghosts?” About 90 students raise their hands.”Well that’s a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts,
A four year old was at the pediatrician for a check up. As the doctor looked down her ears with an otoscope, he asked, “Do you think I’ll find Big Bird in here?”The little girl stayed silent.Next, the doctor took a tongue depressor and looked down her throat. He asked,