Great Reasons To Be A Guy!Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. Dry cleaners and hair cutters don’t rob you blind. You can go to the bathroom without a support
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The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend. Their teacher told them to tell their classmates about the most exciting thing they did during the weekend, but to use adult words in telling their stories.First Pupil: “I visited my Nana.”Teacher: “Please use adult words, you visited your
TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.7) You
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed later how to use it.2. If you forget a Southerner’s name, refer to him (or her) as “Bubba”. You have a 75% chance of being right.3. Just because you can drive on snow and ice does
Top 10 Halloween Things That Sound Dirty…10. She’s a goblin!9. I’d like to get a little something in the sack.8. Let me see your bag….OH!-You’re having a great night!7. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.6. She’s got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch5.
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash, card and receipt5. Drive awayInstructions for the Gals:1. Pull up to ATM2. Back up and pull forward to get closer3. Shut off engine4. Put keys in purse5. Get out of car because you’re too far from
ALWAYS GIVE 100% AT WORK:12% Monday 23% Tuesday 40% Wednesday 20% Thursday 5% Friday