A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he gets there, he has trouble finding a seat because pieces of him arepeeling and flaking off, and he’s very concerned about grossing outthe other fans.The leper wanders through the bleachers looking for a seat where hisgrotesque
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ENGLISH PHRASE———————-CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?——–Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.———————-Kum Hia NaoStupid Man—————————Dum GaiSmall Horse————————–Tai Ni Po NiYour price is too high!!————-No Bai Dam Thing!!Did you go to the beach?————-Wai Yu So Tan?I bumped into a coffee table———Ai Bang Mai NiI think you need a facelift———-Chin Tu FatIt’s
Stages of LifeTHE MALE STAGES OF LIFEAGE DRINK 17 beer 25 bourbon 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 MaaloxAGE SEDUCTION LINE 17 My parents are away for the weekend. 25 My girlfriend is away for the weekend. 35 My fiancee is away for the weekend. 48 My wife is away
Some fun rules1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn’t looking good either.2. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.3. Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?4. I’d explain it
Birth Control Pills At 72?An elderly woman went into the doctor`s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, “I`d like to have some birth-control pills.”Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, “Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you`re 72 years old. What possible
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000And the Lord spoke to Noah and said “In six months I’m going to make it rain until the whole earth is covered with water and all the evil people are destroyed.But I want to save a few good people, and two of every kind
Late For WorkThe secretary came in late for work for the third day in a row.The boss called her into his office and said, “Now look Sharon, I know we had a wild fling for a while, but that’s over. I expect you to conduct yourself like any other employee