A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he answered the door, a 6 foot tall cockroach was standing there. The cockroach immediately punched him between the eyes and scampered off.The next evening, the man was sitting at home when the doorbell rang again.When he
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Indifference will be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?
Old & New concerns for the baby boomers:Then: Long hair.Now: Longing for hair.Then: KegNow: EKG.Then: Acid rockNow: Acid reflux.Then: Moving to California because it’s cool.Now: Moving to California because it’s hot.Then: Watching John Glenn’s historic flight with your parents.Now: Watching John Glenn’s historic flight with your kids.Then: Trying to look
Top Ten Least Popular Stephen King Novels10. “The Man Who Died of Old Age”9. “How Cujo Got His Groove Back”8. “Here’s Another One I Cranked Out In An Afternoon”7. “Vacuumstarter”6. “The Scary Windowless Corridor Next To The Oval Office”5. “The Guy Who Accidentally Put Expired Milk In His Coffee –He
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist.Upon graduation, he decided he could combine his two vocations to better serve the needs of his patients and their owners, while doubling his practice and, therefore, his income.He opened his own offices with
Speech Recognition Software DemoAt a recent Sacramento PC User’s Group meeting, a company was demonstrating its latest speech-recognition software. A representative from the company was just about ready to start the demonstration and asked everyone in the room to quiet down.Just then someone in the back of the room yelled,”Format
Some of life’s truisms…Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.I