A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The man had his around his waist, and the woman had hers around her head.They eventually explained to doctors that they had gone out that evening for a romantic dinner. Overcome with passion, the woman crept
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What is black, blue, red, and brown?A Brewnette that has told to many Blonde Joke.What does a brewnette always miss at a great party?The invitation.Why are blonde jokes so short?So that brewnettes can understand them.What is a fine lookin’ man with a brewnette?A hostage.
Hamlet’s Cat’s SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within: that is the question: Whether ’tis better for a cat to suffer The cuffs and buffets of inclement weather That Nature rains on those who roam abroad, Or take a nap upon a scrap of carpet,
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it’s a gay bar, but decides, “What the heck, I really want a drink.”When the gay waiter approaches he says to the guy, “What’s the name of your penis?” Guy: Look, I’m not into any of that. All I
If Atheists don’t belive in God……can they get insured for an act of god?
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech Support: “Well?”Person: “How do I know when it’s ready?”
“Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual freetrip around the Sun!”