To All Employees: It has come to our attention recently that many of you have been turning in timecards that specify large amounts of “Miscellaneous Unproductive Time” (Code 5309). Note that unproductive time isn’t a problem.What is a problem, however, is not knowing exactly what you are doing during your
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What’s the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?Sucks down a cold one!
Tips on Love (by kids, 5-10 years of age):WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?? “Eighty-four, Because at that age, you don’t have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom.”(Judy, 8)”Once I’m done with kindergarten, I’m going to find me
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline food #17 Same difference #16 Government organization #15 Sanitary landfill #14 Alone together #13 Business ethics #12 Sweet sorrow #11 Military intelligence #10 Plastic glasses #9 Terribly pleased #8 Definite Maybe #7 Pretty Ugly #6 Computer
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she’s in tears.He says, “So what’s bothering you, dear?”She says, “Oh, Father, I’ve got terrible news. My husband passed away last night.”The priest says, “Oh, Mary, that’s terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?”She
Jewish TraditionsDuring a service at an old synagogue in Eastern Europe, when the Shema prayer was said, half the congregants stood up and half remained sitting. The half that was seated started yelling at those standing to sit down, and the ones standing yelled at the ones sitting to stand