A guy goes in to apply at the U.S. Postal Service for a job.During the interview, the interviewer asks the guy if he is a veteran. The guy says “Yes, I fought over in Vietnam.” Then the interviewer asks if the guy has any disabilities.The guy responds, “Well, I stepped
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Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Jesus”!
A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he dusted it off, a genie appeared and granted him three wishes. “I’d love an ice-cold beer right now,” he told the genie. Poof! A beer appeared.Next the man said, “I wish to be on an island,
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. “People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears,” one says, “but we have no one to go to with our own problems.” “Since we’re all professionals,” another suggests, “why don’t we hear each other out right now?”They agreed
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after an evening of partying ashore.As they climbed the gangway, the captain threw up all over himself. Pointing to an apprentice seaman above, him he shouted, “Give that man five days in the brig for vomiting!”The following
At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that he, too, is an excellent golfer.Tiger is a bit skeptical that the blind musician can play golf well, but he’s too polite to say anything.”When I tee off, ” the singer explains, “I have a guy
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.”Lord, I have a problem!””What’s the problem, Eve?””Lord, I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals and that hilarious comedic snake, but I’m just not happy.””Why is that, Eve?” came the