Bill’s SongThis should be sung to the tune “A Few of My Favorite Things” from the movie “The Sound of Music”The Bill Clinton version:My Favorite ThingsBlow jobs and land deals in backwater places, Big Macs and french fries and girls with big faces, Lots of nice cleavage that makes willie
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A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day.That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight point buck.”Where’s Henry? one of his campmates asked.””Henry had a stroke of some kind. He’s a couple of miles back up
Some useful descriptions of people you may come into contact with from day to day.1. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.2. Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn’t watching.3. A room temperature IQ.4. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold them together.5. A
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at the bright side, she’s a really good lay.My tire was thumping… I thought it was flat… when I looked at the tire… I noticed your cat… Sorry.You had your bladder removed and you’re on the mends…
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when the doctor started yelling, “Typhoid! Tetanus! Measles!” I went up to the nurse and asked her what was going on.She told me that the doctor liked to call the shots.
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules, limiting access to flower and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend5.0.In addition, Husband1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance9.9 but installed undesirable
The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what is the matter.The kid said, “My Mama told me if I looked at anything bad I’d turn to stone…. and I can feel it starting!”