A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave side committal service at a small local cemetery for someone with no family or friends.The preacher started early but quickly got himself lost, making several wrong turns. He arrived a half-hour late, the hearse was nowhere
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How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.
One day, Grandma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and hightailed it for Grandma’s kitchen.”Where’s my bucket and where’s my
What’s the difference between your wife and your job?After 5 years your job will still suck.
In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear. In his fear, all attempts to shoot the bear were unsuccessful. Finally, he turned and ran as fast as he could.The hunter ran and ran and ran, his lungs burned for
Top Ten Signs Your Relationship Is On The Rocks10. Her term of affection for you is “You Bastard.”9. She shaves your eyebrows off while you are asleep.8. She rushes to answer the phone each time it rings, and puts it down with a hushed, “I can’t talk now… I’ll call
My wife thinks I’m too nosy. At least that’s what she keeps writing in her diary!