A group of blondes walks into a bar, all excited and giggling. They order a round of drinks.One of the blondes raises her glass and shouts excitedly, “51!!” “51!!” The other blondes echo. After they have finished their drinks, another round is ordered. Again, the blondes toast “51”. This happens

A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a movie theater.As he lay there breathing heavily, an usher came over and said, “That’s very rude of you, sir, taking up three seats. Didn’t you learn any manners! Where did you come from?”The man looked up

TOP 10 REJECTION LINES GIVEN BY WOMEN (and what they actually mean)10. I think of you as a brother.. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in “Deliverance.”)9. There’s a slight difference in our ages.. (I don’t want to do my dad)8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’

Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!

Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean…10. I think of you as a sister. (You’re ugly.)9. There’s a slight difference in our ages. (You’re ugly.)8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way. (You’re ugly.)7. My life is too complicated right now. (You’re ugly.)6. I’ve

Blonde secretary’s memo to her boss:TO: My BossFROM: BlondieSUBJECT: Changing Calendars For Y2KI hope that I haven’t misunderstood your instructions because, to be honest, none of this Y to K problem made much sense to me. At any rate, I have finished the conversion of all of the months on

I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor home was towed into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair and the whole thing generally looked like an extra in “Twister.”I asked the manager what had happened. He told