Whiy is six afraid of seven?Because seven eight nine!
Category: Miscellaneous
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
The Gutter-Mind Test!1). What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse?2). What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?3). What can you find in a man’s pants that is about six inches long, has a
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing home!
One day Bill Clinton was walking down the beach when he found a genie lamp. He rubbed it and a genie came out. He said to Bill “You have one wish.”Bill Clinton cried “But I thought you were supposed to have three wishes!” “Well you are the most powerful man
Look at each numbered item. Take one point for each one your remember.When finished, check your score below:1. Blackjack chewing gum2. Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water3. Candy cigarettes4. Soda pop machines that dispensed bottles5. Hamburg joints with tableside jukeboxes6. Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers7.
