A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs back a beer and says, “All the guys on this side of the bar are cocksuckers! Anyone got a problem with that?”Everyone is understandably silent.He then, chugs back another beer and says, “All the guys on
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One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leave her, hoping she will be well cared for.The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden.She seems OK,
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she has a terrible secret and he tells her that her secret is safe in the sanctity of the confessional.She says, “Father, I never wear panties under my habit.”The priest chuckles and says, “That’s not so serious.
The blonde says to her friend, “My boyfriend has the worst dandruff.”Her friend says, “You should give him Head and Shoulders.”The blonde thinks for a minute and replies, “how do you give shoulders?”
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with. If, however, it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives my cat his Christmas presents? Santa Paws!Who gives my other cat his Christmas presents? Santa Claws!What did the hat say to the scarf? You hang around while i go ahead!Whats the difference between a snowman and