A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him a list of sins and their punishments.The door opened and a man entered. “Forgive me Father for I have sinned,” he began. “I have stolen.”The priest looked up stealing on the list and told him to
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What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a favor. It feels like something’s stuck up my ass. Could you check it out for me?” His roommate lubes up his finger (mercifully) and shoves it up Bruce’s ass, feeling all around, and says, “I don’t
“Bloody Stump” by: Rusty Zipper”Sliding Down a Flagpole” by: Dick Burns”Brown Spots on the Wall” By: Whoflung Dung
What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went to his parents’ house for dinner. When they got done eating dinner, they decided to go for a walk through the pasture. While they were walking, they came upon 2 horses that were mating. She looks
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan, when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.He said to the female whale, “Let’s both swim under the ship and blow