Q: How do we know that God is a man?A: Because if God was a woman, sperm would taste like chocolate.
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What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?Well Hung.
Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of blowing and sucking, but in the end you always lose your house.
Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a beach. One was Italian (Vito) and the other was Russian (Vladimir). Vito had no problem picking up gorgeous women; he was the most popular guy on the beach. But Vladimir had no success.Vladimir: “Vito! How do
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary, junior high, high school, and college students.As one teacher noted, “It is truly astonishing what weird stuff our young scholars can create under the pressures of time and grades!””H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold
Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their Church. At dinner that night, they got into an argument as to who had the most important role.Finally the 14 year old said to her 8 year old younger sister, “Well, you just ask Mom. She’ll tell you
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put sheet music in front of him.