So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says, “If these could give milk, we could get rid of the cows.”He grabs her butt and says, “If this could give eggs, we could get rid of the chickens.”The wife grabs the farmer’s dick and says,

I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will not burp in class… I will not draw naked ladies in class… I did not see Elvis… I will not call my teacher `Hot Cakes’… Garlic gum is not funny… They are laughing at me, not

This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he’s going around town looking for a job. He finds one at a local nightclub.So, on his first night, he’s going through his normal routine of blonde jokes. All of a sudden, this blonde stands up in the

There once was an old man who was loved by everyone in the town where he lived. When he died, they buried him at a scenic location along a river.A few days later there was a great rain storm and the river flood coffin was carried along the river in

Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had to make two trips!

Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want to cuddle after you drop a load into it.