Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates, St. Peter asks them each one question: “How many times have you cheated on your wife?” The first one answers “Never!” St. Peter checks the books, discovers the man is correct and gives him a Rolls-Royce
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Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said “Hey, where’s my gumball?”
Bob and sue have been married for 12 yrs. And never have sex with the lights on.One night sue turned on the lights while they were having sex. And was shocked when she saw her husband with a dildol in his hands.Sue yelled ?you impatient fucker! You lying son of
Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on pawing the ground.One guy ever so carefully reaches into his knapsack and slowly takes out a set of Nike running shoes, never once breaking eye contact with the lion.2nd guy hisses: “What are you doing, you
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only apes for company, and suitably shaped holes in trees for sex.Jane, a reporter, came to Africa in search of this legendary figure. Deep in the wilds she came to a clearing and discovered Tarzan vigorously thrusting
One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and an EXTREMELY religious guy who’s only wish was to meet the Virgin Mary.The plane crashed and Bill and Phil both died. Heaven and Hell got all mixed up that day, so the religious guy went to
If God had wanted people to be gay… he would’ve made Adam & Steve instead of Adam & Eve.