Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, “What is wrong with you?”Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to.God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.He said, “This person will gather
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When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your leg.
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and spread the word.Let’s name your legs. The right one is Thanksgiving and the left one is Christmas. Can I come between the holidays?I’d like to fuck your brains out, but it looks like someone beat me
Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It’s called, “Yank My Doodle, It’s a Dandy.”
Q: Why didn’t the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax were stuck-up cunts!
What might’ve happened:Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first round of talks in a new peace process. When Bill sits down, he notices three buttons on the side of Saddam’s chair.They begin talking. After about five minutes Saddam presses the first button. A boxing glove
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he says: “I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth.”The woman then says: “Ooooohhhh, the pain is so awful I’d rather have a baby!”To which the dentist replies,