There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. The parents decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. After months of trying, the wife became pregnant, and sure enough, nine months later she delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father
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A doctor tells his patient -“I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some bad news for you”. So, the patient asks, “What’s the good news, Doc?”And the doctor says, “They’re going to name a disease after you!”
Boredom should NEVER be an symptom in your life. All you need to do is read this list and Rock-N-Roll!WARNING: Some of these may result in people chasing you. Always wear tennis shows and have your escape route planned out :)1: Reply to everything someone says with, “that’s what YOU
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Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami.They had been meeting in that park every sunny day, for over 12 years, chatting and enjoying each others friendship.One day, the younger of the two ladies, turns to the other and says, “Please don’t be angry
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City.The Brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus.The Blonde team rides on the top level.The Brunette team down below is whooping it up having a