Out on the town one night, a young lad successfully chats up an attractive female, and they go back to her place. “You can’t make any noise,” she warns him. “My parents are upstairs and if they find out they’ll kill us!”Things start getting heated on the sofa, but after
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Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?A: Scratching like hell to get out of her coffin!
A REALLY Bad DaySo you think you’re having a bad day. The following is taken from a Florida newspaper:A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the house in the kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle and somehow, the
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom.As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, “Honey, this guy hasn’t seen
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any Key.3. Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.4. 2 + 2 = 5 for extrememly large values of2.5. Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.6. Computers make very
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give a black person?A: A black eye, fat lip, or a job!
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he went to a dealership and bought a car. “But,” he said to the salesperson, “I would like my car personalized. Would it be possible to have the “Z” replaced with an “S”?” The dealer said yes,