Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
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It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath, and young nun, Sister Magdalene had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nun had instructed. Sister Magdalene was also instructed not to look at Father John’s nakedness if she could help it, do whatever he told
A couple are driving along the freeway and the husband, who is driving, is complaining about everything … the heat, the long drive, the bad drivers, the country, etc … and his wife is getting tired of his depressing talk. So she says to him: “One more complaint and I’ll
Seminars for Females (Prepared and presented by Males)1. Elementary map reading2. Crying and law enforcement3. Advanced math seminar: Programming your VCR4. You can go shopping for less than 4 hours5. Gaining five pounds vs. the end of the world: A study in contrast.6. PMS: It’s your problem, not mine (“It’s
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Boss asks secretary “Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad and a blowjob?””No”, says the secretary.”Great, Let’s do lunch.” the boss says.
The teacher of the fourth grade class was giving an English lesson:”All right class, I want everyone to write a sentence which starts with a question and ends with an answer and has the words possible and definite in it!”All at once, young Johnny’s hand shot up.”Miss! Miss!” called Johnny.”Write