A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside. About 10 minutes later a lady comes in and asks whos Great Dane is outside.”Mine” says the man. “My dog has just killed him”, she says.”What breed is your dog?” he asks. “A Chiuahua”, she says.”How
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A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can’t help but notice the short man at the urinal next to him, and the large penis this man has.He says to the short man, “Excuse me, I couldn’t help but notice what a large penis you
One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that was in there, asked, “I don’t mean to be rude sir, but how to you go to the bathroom with no arms?”The guys with no arms replied, “Well I need a little help, could you unzip
Signs you’ve had too much of the 90’s!You try to enter your password on the microwave. You now think of three espressos as “getting wasted. You haven’t played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.You e-mail your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready,
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police officer drove alongside her car and yelled, “Pull over!”The lady yelled back, “No – mittens!”
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE ARE FAMILY.”
Do you remember the Charlie Brown specials that taught valuable life lessons to a generation of kids? Well here are some new episodes:Peanuts specials for kids of the 90’s:We learn about VD in:”IT BURNS WHEN I PEE, CHARLIE BROWN”Charlie and the little redheaded girl learn about unwanted pregnancy in:”I’M STARTING