Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
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Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed it read -(one at a time please!!!!!!)
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
Note: This is an extract of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster, and US Army General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.INTERVIEWER: ” So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they
Have You heard about the new Divorce Barbie Doll?It comes with all of Ken’s stuff!
A man walked up to a farmer’s house, and knocked on the door. When the farmer’s wife opened the door, the man asked if she knew how to have sex. Not amused, she slammed the door.Again, the man knocked, and again, he asked the same question. Again, she slammed the