Q. Why can’t blonds work at the M & M Factory?A. They throw out all the “W”s.
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You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt, I mean he’s a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. Trouble is, the guy who owns him is a quiet, conservative type, and the bird’s foul mouth is driving him nuts.One
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:”The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time.”He continued, “Anybody caught breaking
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire and calls it a Good Year.
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying to cut down to one fag a day!
New Words for the 2000sBlamestorming – Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.Chainsaw Consultant – An outside expert brought in to reduce the employee headcount, leaving the top brass with clean hands.Percussive Maintenance – The fine art of