Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the firing squad.The commander yells, “Ready…Aim…” and the brunette yells “Earthquake!!!”Immediately the soldiers fall to the ground and in the confusion the brunette escapes.The commander then tells his soldiers to get up. “Ready…Aim…” and the redhead yells
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Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher: Where’s the P?Student: Its running down my leg!
Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8 class rings fall out!
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
You Know You’re in New York City When…1. Nuns walk down the street carrying automatic weapons.2. You can run into the corner deli and have an eat-in lunch with dessert in the time it takes to cross the intersection of 8th and 42nd at rush hour.3. A flying saucer can
Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he’s late. Farmboy replies that he had to take the family cow over to the neighbour’s to get her bred by a bull.Annoyed, teacher demands, “Can’t your father do that?” Little farm boy thinks for a moment: replies, “Well, sure…
A woman goes to the doctor’s and says, “Doctor, Doctor, you have to help me. Every time I go to the bathroom, DIMES come out!”The doctor tells her to relax, go home, rest with her feet up and come back in a week.A week later the woman returns and says,