On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the toilet. The teacher said “Say your ABCs first”The boy started saying “A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z”The
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Ther was this Indian chief, and he had three wives. They slept in the same tent. One on a bear skin, one on a buffalo skin and one on a hippopotamus skin.After a time the three had children. The one that slept on the bear skin had a baby boy,
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.He said to the female whale, “Let’s both swim under the ship and blow
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid marks in front of the deer!
Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells “hoe down”, they turn to see if their sister got shot!
What do u call a black priest?Holy shit!!
A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into the clouds. As any of us would do, he climbed the ladder.He reached a cloud, upon which was sat a rather plump and homely looking woman. “Screw me or climb the ladder to success” she said.