A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting out to see what was the matter, a reckless driver swerved taking off the whole car door and knocking the lawyer to the ground. A passing police car pulled over.As the policeman got out he heard
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Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the more you think about it, the harder it gets.
A man and a woman are in an elevator. All of a sudden the elevator stops and the fire alarm goes off.The woman starts to have a break down and say to the man, “I wish I could feel like a woman one last time.”The man automatically rips his shirt
Four men are golfing one day. The first man steps up to tee and states boastfully “My son is so rich that he bought his lover a house”.The second man steps up to tee and says, “Well, MY son is so rich that he bought his lover a new car”.
One morning this blonde calls her friend and says “Please come over and help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to start it.”Her friend asks “What’s the puzzle supposed to look like?”The blonde says “From the picture on the box, it’s a tiger.”So,
One day there was a boy at school and his teacher told him to get 4 spelling words. 1st he went to his Brother and asked “Could you give me a spelling word?” His Brother answered “ShutUp” So he wrote down Shutup. 2nd he went to his Mother and asked
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked the smelly young girl.”Oh, yes,” Mary answered. “Each morning, I start at my head and wash down as far as possible. Then I start at my feet and I wash up as far as possible.””Well,” the