Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to
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A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “MAN, That is the ugliest baby I’ve EVER seen!”In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. She fumed for a few stops
A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big lighter.He asks the man,”Where did you get such a big lighter?”The man replies,”See that man playing piano over there?He’s a genie and he’ll grant you one wish.”So the guy walks over to the genie and says,”I
DEMERIT POINT SYSTEM USED BY WOMEN(The code is finally broken – the demerit system is no longer a mystery!) For all you guys out there who just can’t figure it out, here it is: In the world of romance and relationship responsibilities, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy.
Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, when he heard a loud voice ask him, “What is wrong with you?” Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to, and he was feeling very lonely.Then the loud voice said he was going to give him a
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t it obvious? Can’t you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the “other side.” That’s what “they” call it: the “other side.” Yes, my friends, that chicken is
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in the window seat, the other in the middle seat.Just before take-off a fat, little Jewish guy got on and took the aisle seat next to the Arabs. He kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and