Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.

Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you shaking? Shes gonna eat me!

And once again the low self-esteem therapy group meets here at theSalvation Army Hall next Tuesday at 3.00 P.M. Remember thatwe prefer if you would use the back entrance.

You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the ground.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender can’t believe his eyes and says, “Oh my Gosh, I can’t believe this, you’re a talking grasshopper!””Do you know we have drink named after you?”The Grasshopper replies, “You have a drink named Steve?”

The privilege of naming all the children of the tribe always fell to the chief.One day a small Indian boy asked him how he chose the names for all the children.”Well, my son,” the chief replied, “When I step out of my tepee, I name each child after the first